A single fertile pair is auctioned at Sotheby’s for $120,000. The birds sing only during total solar eclipses. Fund managers dismiss it as a curiosity.
[ EAPV = (C \times S) + (M \times V_t) - (L \times D) ] Erotske Price Animal
A leaked video shows the species’ mating dance (a 14-second sequence of synchronized wing-flaring set to harmonic overtones). The Erotske Price explodes to $1.2 million per bird. Hedge funds launch "Fauna Futures" contracts. A single fertile pair is auctioned at Sotheby’s