Funny Pee Stories -

She had been so focused on the conversation that she didn't realize a dog had peed on the sidewalk. She stepped in dog pee. She started laughing so hard she snorted. The snort made her sneeze. The sneeze...

The entire group of 40 people stared. Red finished the tour in 12 minutes flat, sprinted past the gift shop, and dove into the staff bathroom. She quit two weeks later. The "Potty Guide" nickname stuck to her like wet jeans. Ironically, medical professionals have the worst stories because they can't leave. ICU nurse Maria recalls a post-op patient who was hooked up to a catheter. The man looked at Maria with tears in his eyes and said, "Nurse, I am so sorry. I dreamed I was at a water park." funny pee stories

So next time you find yourself doing the "emergency waddle" through a grocery store, or squatting behind a bush while a car honks at you, just laugh. You are not alone. And somewhere, a blogger is typing your story right now. She had been so focused on the conversation

David realized he hadn't gone in six hours. He pulled over again. Fatherhood is just coordinated suffering. The Tour Guide Tragedy Working as a cave tour guide in Kentucky, "Red" had the route memorized. The tour lasts 90 minutes. There are no bathrooms underground. Red usually held it like a champion. The snort made her sneeze

Let’s be honest with each other for a second. We have all been there. You know the moment: the sudden, primitive signal from your bladder that shifts from a gentle “heads up” to a full-blown, red-alert, “ABORT MISSION” siren. It is the great equalizer of the human condition.

Tom never turned his camera on again. He moved to a different state. Karen bought a "smart toilet" with a heated seat and a motion-activated lid. Sounds luxurious. One night, she woke up at 3 AM, groggy, and stumbled into the dark bathroom. As she turned to sit down, the toilet sensed movement.