Kobold Livestock Knights 〈iOS〉

This is the story of how desperation, reptilian husbandry, and tactical genius gave birth to the most effective low-tier cavalry in the northern reaches. Before understanding the Knights, one must understand the "Kobold Livestock." Traditional Kobold warrens survive on cave fungus, stolen grain, and the occasional lost dwarf. However, two generations ago, the Great Scorching—a volcanic winter caused by a slumbering red dragon—decimated the underground fungi farms.

Starving and desperate, the Burrow-King of Clan Tiktik initiated the "Great Ascension." Rather than raiding human farms for cattle (which resulted in a 90% casualty rate), they decided to domesticate the local megafauna: the . kobold livestock knights

The Thunderbeak is a 600-pound, flightless, omnivorous reptile. It looks like a demonic ostrich with the temperament of a honey badger. It lays eggs the size of a human head, each containing enough protein to feed a dozen Kobolds for a week. The problem? Adult Thunderbeaks eat Kobolds for breakfast. This is the story of how desperation, reptilian

Using saltlicks and firecrackers (alchemical pop-bangs), they spooked the rear of the herd. The Thunderbeaks stampeded directly into the river. The human pikemen held formation—until they realized that a 600-pound reptile doesn't need to bite you; it just needs to land on you. Starving and desperate, the Burrow-King of Clan Tiktik