If your waistband is loose (more than two fingers of slack), you are wearing a sail. When the water pulls the back of your shorts, the front acts like a lever, peeling the waistband over your hips in 0.3 seconds. First Response: What To Do When You Are Suddenly Exposed So, you’ve uttered the terrible words: My swimming trunks have been sucked off. You are now treading water in a public pool, feeling a draft where no draft should be.
One second I was relaxing. The next, I was standing in the shallow end, naked as a newborn, holding my flip-flops for modesty. If your swimming trunks have been sucked off, you are a victim of physics, not fate. Here is what happened: My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off
By: A Survivor (Who is currently blushing) If your waistband is loose (more than two
We have all had bad days at the pool. A belly flop that stings for hours. A diving board mishap that ends with a wedgie of epic proportions. But until last Tuesday, I considered myself immune to the specific, soul-crushing horror that can only be described by the phrase: You are now treading water in a public
Go to the pool manager. Do not be embarrassed. I said, “Excuse me, sir… the drain ate my rubber ducks.” He laughed, walked to the pump room, and opened the filter canister. There they were—wadded up, wet, but intact.
When water moves fast, pressure drops. The pump creates high-velocity water flow entering the drain. The stagnant water inside your trunks is at higher pressure. Nature abhors a pressure difference, so it tries to equalize by shoving your shorts into the low-pressure zone.